You know when you have that itch in a place that you can't seem to reach. It seems like I have my fair share of itching others peoples backs. Have you ever noticed when you itch someones back, you never quite get the spot. "No...to the left... now up... not so far... that's too hard...move a little lower...that's it...right there..no stop...it hurts." And then the itch seems worse???
A few weeks ago, I had an itch. It was on my butt. I did not ask anyone to scratch it for me. I just squirmed and shifted. I really needed to get there and itch! I'm just keeping it real!
I didn't know why my butt would be itching. Then I started thinking. Thinking is very dangerous. Thinking and Googling is worse. The answer must be pin worms.
As I researched pin worms, I got physically ill about the thought. It's usually found in nasty little children who hang out with other children and exchange germs and pin worms just happen to love living inside the intestine! The female pin worm comes out at night and lays her eggs in their rectum. The parents can use a flashlight to spread the sleeping child's butt cheeks and actually see her. She glows in the dark!
The other way to capture pin worm eggs, is to use cellophane tape around the
butt hole and lift them off the nasty little children after their restless nights
sleep. Supposedly with pin worm infestation, you are itchy all night! I guess you can't see them with your eye but taking the tape strip to a
clinic ,a microscopic exam would give you an answer.
I got to thinking, again. How in the world does a pin worm know to come
out at night? Supposedly they just don't like bright lights. Isn't
your butt always in the dark? If it isn't, shouldn't it be?
I'm 63 and hang out with nasty little children. Maybe I could sneak in their bedrooms and shine a flashlight on their butts and tape them up in the morning!!! If the nasty little children don't have pin worms, then I would assume I would be safe from infection.
Yes, there is a treatment for pin worms. Google it.
I thought and pondered for 2 days about pin worms. I asked all the nasty little kids if their butts itched. Of course, Hope said yes, it's her standard answer but the rest said no.
My itch is gone.
I really need to stay away from Google. I wasted 2 days of my life in silent worry!
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