Sharing adventures of two senior citizens, a fashionable teenage daughter who happens to have Down syndrome and a cabin in the woods! Keeping it Real and Original!
Friday, March 3, 2017
Kids Say the Darndest Things!
Sitting at the dinner table usually brings on the same question...WHAT IS THIS?
Hope,"What is this?"
Tom, " It is Turkey."
Hope, " HUMMMM, Tastes like chicken."
Hope, "Did you add Fish?"
Melida, "What are you eating?"
Hope, "Chicken Gub Gubs."
Melida, "Are they good?"
Hope, "Taste like fish."
When Hope really likes the taste of her Chicken Nuggets,she used to squeal, " Corn Cob Fish! " Ya, I have no clue where that came from.
I picked Harper up from preschool early and she delighted in NOT going to after school daycare. It is a real punishment in her mind! She was with me when we picked Hope up from school and Hope had had a bad day.
Harper, in all of her 4 year old wisdom had the answer, " You know, Mumma, I have a solution, just put her in after school daycare." I wish I could some days.
Graham was over at my house after we ate supper and he wanted an ice cream cone with all the fix'ns.
I asked him if he had supper and the resounding answer was "YES."
His mom came in and said, "Time to go home, Dad made us supper!"
At age six, with a twinkle in his eye he said, " Seriously, You should never believe a word that I say!"
Vinnie, age 4, was playing in my closet while I was making my bed. I asked him what he was doing and he said, " Oh, I'm just shopping in the shoe store!"
This one is X rated...
Graham and Harper were sitting at the Kitchen Bar drinking Hot Chocolate, when Graham spilled it on his lap. He jumped up and started screaming about his balls being burned.
Harper went into a sing song about balls and then started to sing " Graham has balls and I have a vagina." Over and over again.
After he quit jumping around and Harper's song ended, I asked, " If Graham has balls and Harper has a vagina, what do I have?"
Without missing a beat he said, " A vagina, a very very old vagina!"
I spit out my hot chocolate.
I love little kids,they teach me about life!
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I think Art Linkletter would have spit out his hot chocolate at that answer, too!ReplyDelete